Want Ad #1

I'm cleaning out the basement, and trying to get rid of a few things via our company's wants ads. I thought I'd throw a little levity in there while I'm at it. Here's the first one:


Kryptonite bike cable/lock - direct from the planet Krypton!

I can't believe I still have the key for this Kryptonite integrated cable/lock bike lock thing. Looks like the picture except has yellow on it. How cheery!

Made of genuine Kryptonite. Which means it MUST be from Superman's home planet, Krypton! This means that Superman, Superboy, Supergirl, Streaky the Super Cat, Krypto the Super Dog and Beppo the Super Monkey could not steal it*. $15. It's worth it if super-beings ever covet your bike.
I also have a Raleigh U-Lock. $5. Not super-being proof.

*Note: These really were actual DC Comics characters! But don't worry -- I didn't actually know their names. I had to look them up.